My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.
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"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁‍♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️‍♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"

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