My thighs are bigger than my chances in life. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. I like my Jims slim and my chances fat. Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.