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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

36 shares on Threads this month:

People should come with warning labels.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Come on, karma, do your job.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

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Men be like “I hate drama,” and then have love triangles, secret babies, a wife, side chick, ex that’s still around, breadcrumbs, and unhealed trauma.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

Going viral on TikTok:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Making waves on Slack:

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Spotted on Messenger:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s almost time to put away my black summer clothes and bring out my black fall clothes.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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