My thighs are bigger than my chances in life. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy thighs are bigger than my chances in life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim. I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey. Problems are like balls. Everyone thinks they have bigger ones than you. I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.
