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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.