Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.
  • Delightful if true: booby trap.
  • Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
  • Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.
  • Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.