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"Breaking news: Parenting Skills 101 now includes mastering the art of speaking 'tween'! 🚨👩‍🏫 Turns out, being 'lit yo' isn't as easy as it sounds! 🔥😂 Watch out, world – the sus and cringe police are on duty! 🕵️‍♂️🚫 Life as a parent just got extra spicy! 🌶️👪 #ParentingAdvent

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I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

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The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Imagine hating me and i’m just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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My favorite hobby is withering away.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

The dragon with the girl tattoo.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

Relationship status: he escaped.

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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