Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
  • If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
  • Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
  • I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.
  • Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.
  • It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.