My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza. Posted onSep 30, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time. Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier. Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.
