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"Watch out for those who claim to be 'huggers'… you might just end up meeting a 'puncher'! 💥😄 Keep those arms to yourself unless you want a surprise response!"

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85 shares on Twitch this month:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

92 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

The way Adele works for 6 months and then disappears for 7 years is very much the work-life balance I’m all about.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Just shared via Slack:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Making waves on Twitch:

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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