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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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