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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t t…

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t t…

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"Isn't it funny how the silent spectators are always the first ones to tune into our drama-filled life updates? 🤫📱👀 Guess we all have a hidden audience cheering us on from the sidelines!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged curiosity, faster, irony, media, relationship, social, social media, someone, story, talk, watch on Feb 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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