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Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply.

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2 months ago

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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2 months ago

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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2 months ago

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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2 months ago

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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2 months ago

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

76 shares on Threads this month:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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When the moon hits your eye like it’s 5:45, that’s November.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

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Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

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