No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Isn't it funny how the silent spectators are always the first ones to tune into our drama-filled life updates? 🤫📱👀 Guess we all have a hidden audience cheering us on from the sidelines!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nobody views your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you. As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media. Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story. Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years. I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.