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98 shares on Instagram this month:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

71 shares on X this month:

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

100 shares on Slack this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

47 shares on Reddit this month:

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

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Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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Reverse cowgirl because first dates are awkward.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Keep the laugh going 😂

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.

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