No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

Commentary:
“Well, I was perfecting my ninja skills and outrunning paparazzi 🕶️🏃‍♂️ What about you? Maybe solving world mysteries or unraveling the secrets of the universe? 🔍🌌”

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