Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.
  • I am the human version of tangled headphones.
  • Life begins when you can afford it.
  • I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.
  • Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”
  • Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.