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Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

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Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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