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"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos"
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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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