Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oh, the kingly art of choosing the slowest checkout line—truly a Jedi master level skill! 💁♂️⏳ May your patience be everlasting, and your groceries never wilt in the wait! 🛒😅 #ChampionOfCheckoutChaos" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest. Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life. If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.