Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?