Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
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"Who needs invisibility when you've got impeccable tripping skills, right? 💁‍♂️🤷‍♀️ Watch out, sidewalks and air particles, nothing can escape my klutzy charm! 🚶‍♂️🚫🤪"

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