Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there! Commentary:"Who needs invisibility when you've got impeccable tripping skills, right? 💁♂️🤷♀️ Watch out, sidewalks and air particles, nothing can escape my klutzy charm! 🚶♂️🚫🤪" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!” I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault. I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.
