Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there! Posted onSep 23, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNot to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop. When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out. The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.