Trendy Funny Quotes

  • In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!
  • Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?
  • In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.
  • I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.
  • Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.
  • I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.