Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Commentary:
“Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette”

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