Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.
  • You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.
  • If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.
  • Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.
  • Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.