Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult. Commentary:"Note to self: Prioritize insults AFTER the call ends. Because a missed opportunity is worse than a burned bridge! 📞😜 #PhoneEtiquette" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved. Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet. Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone? Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”. “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.