Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.