Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.