Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?