Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between. Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant. Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering. As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk. I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.