Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.