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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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I can’t sleep good when I know the food is feeling cold in the fridge.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Work for a living? In this economy?

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

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