Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Commentary:
“Watch out when a Roomba spots a charger cord – it’s like spotting a buffet in the desert 🌵🔌! You’ll see that vacuum zoom like it just heard the dinner bell 🔔🤖! Nothing can stop the hunger of a charging Roomba, not even your carefully placed furniture 🛋️😂!”

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