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Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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I love airports because the rules of society donโ€™t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

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My signature move is forgetting someoneโ€™s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Oh, the betrayal! ๐Ÿถ Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ’” #StabbyLittleSecrets



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