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An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

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This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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The more I insisted marshmallows were vegetables, the angrier my doctor got.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

An escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. Good luck.

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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