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Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets

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34 shares on Reddit this month:

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

51 shares on X this month:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

You know you’re getting old when you’re entering your birth year online and you need to spin that thing like you’re on wheel of fortune.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I don’t think I’m allowed to be in public for over an hour.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

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Sometimes I just stand in the sun and stare at nothing, like a dog.

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I don’t mind driving in bad weather. I mind other people driving in bad weather.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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This entire year I was method acting. None of it was real. I was working on a bit.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Shared recently on Slack:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Seen just now on Slack:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

I love unplanned fun.

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My New Year’s resolution is to emit a powerful beam of light.

I love unplanned fun.

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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