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Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If consuming too much caffeine causes short-term memory loss, just imagine what consuming too much caffeine can do.

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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