Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog. Commentary:Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it. My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.
