Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.
  • We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”
  • Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
  • Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.