Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog. Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets Related Funny Quotes 🤝 We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant. I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.
