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The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

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Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.

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Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

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The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.