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“November 31st – the day when procrastination meets wishful thinking and rent remains unpaid! 🤣 Who needs an extra day in November just to avoid those pesky bills? 🗓️💸 #November31stLogic”

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

73 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

52 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

25 shares on X this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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Seen just now on Telegram:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Trending via Reddit:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

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How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.

Seen just now on Discord:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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