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  • Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?
  • If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
  • Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
  • Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.
  • “I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.
  • Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.