Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Commentary:
๐Ÿคฃ "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ„ That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" ๐Ÿ˜