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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you…

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you…

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🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged course, crush, delusion, going, humor, leave, love, reality, relationship, spouse, work on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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