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I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

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Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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The government even made aliens boring.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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