Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Commentary:
“Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Well, I guess my brain was on vacation in the Land of Overthinking 🤷‍♂️🤯. Silly me! Let’s pack our troubles in a suitcase labeled ‘No Worries’ and head straight to Chillville 🧳🌴!”

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