Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.
  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
  • Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.
  • That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”
  • Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.
  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.