Trendy Funny Quotes

  • If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.
  • And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.
  • I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?
  • I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.
  • Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.