Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local citizen scraps life goals, opts for Kardashian royalty instead ๐๐ Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em, right? Get ready for the glam squad and paparazzi, it's showtime, baby! ๐ธ๐ #KardashianForLife"
Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.