Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Local citizen scraps life goals, opts for Kardashian royalty instead πŸ‘‘πŸ’ Can't beat 'em, might as well join 'em, right? Get ready for the glam squad and paparazzi, it's showtime, baby! πŸ“ΈπŸ’ƒ #KardashianForLife"