Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. Funny Quotes June 15, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOld people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least. I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes. My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
