Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.