Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Commentary:
"Exercising: when your body reacts like it's in the middle of a turf war with itself 😅🏃‍♂️💦 But hey, at least you're getting a wheeze-ercise instead of a workout, right? Keep pushing through, even if it means racing with your own heart!"

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