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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.