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People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

I just be minding my business, and next thing you know, a payment is due.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

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All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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