Trendy Funny Quotes

  • People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?
  • It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
  • I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’
  • I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.