Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.