One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness. The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness. I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?