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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.