Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOnly two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around. Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway. In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.
