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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s fa…

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s fa…

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"Ah, the eternal truths of life: death will come knocking, and Princess Diana's radiant face will always grace the magazine aisles, reigning supreme! 👑💀📰 #ForeverRoyal"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged certainty, death, face, grocery, grocery store, humor, magazine, Princess Diana, store, things on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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