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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

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I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

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Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.