Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck! Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPainted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter. The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing. I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about. Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.