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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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๐Ÿš๐Ÿชฐ "When life gives you a garden and a whimsical dream, why not give helicopter trapping a gleam? Wishing you all the luck in the world, may your 'H' stand for 'Hover' and not 'Hilarious!' ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿชถ"



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