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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

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My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

56 shares on X this month:

Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Never eat more than you can lift.

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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