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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!