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If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

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Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ve decided to become your problem.

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Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?