Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.
  • I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.
  • So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.
  • Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.