People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.