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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

Making waves on Telegram:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Freshly posted on Slack:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Be warned: I’m bored. This could get dangerous.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Jan 22, 2025

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Things I hate about group work: The group.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I suck at flirting. I’ll be like “is that so?”

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Snapchat:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

Making waves on Instagram:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Toddlers negotiate like tiny mob bosses: it’s the hard way or the harder way.

Going viral on TikTok:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Making waves on Instagram:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

Trending via Slack:

The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

Just shared via Threads:

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

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