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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Live now on X:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Spotted on Slack:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Adulting is getting excited to go home and get into bed.

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.
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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

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I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Making waves on Instagram:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A good French onion soup will have you acting like a pervert.

Trending via Facebook:

I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

Going viral on Reddit:

She took all my money, called me fat, AND stabbed me in the arm. I hate doctor appointments.

Going viral on Discord:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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