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  • Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.
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  • Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.
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  • Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?
  • Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.