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Every day, I go to work and draw a little tick on everyone who didn’t say goodbye to me the day before.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.