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57 shares on Messenger this month:

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

85 shares on X this month:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

14 shares on X this month:

Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Back to the Future and chill?

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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Most of your problems emanate from assuming that you are intelligent. Ease into your stupidity, and be free.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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At least life has music.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Spotted on TikTok:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Trending via Discord:

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

They should name a personality disorder after me.

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

They should name a personality disorder after me.

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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