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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

48 shares on Facebook this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

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How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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I only drink when I people.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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“I could see myself living here,” I said, in a different city for more than 24 hours.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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