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  • If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.
  • Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.
  • Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”
  • Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.
  • Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.
  • Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.