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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.