Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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“Podcasts are like babies – some people are just better off admiring them from a safe distance 👶🎙️ Just because you can produce one doesn’t mean you should unleash your ‘adorable’ creation on the world! 🤣”

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