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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

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I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

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Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

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The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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