Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include m… Commentary:"Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs. I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people. Drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto … it’s not gonna happen. I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.
