Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Commentary:
“Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets”

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