Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.
- Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?
- Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?
- House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.
- As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.
