Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all? Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do. Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF? I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.