Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Posted onMay 16, 2024May 16, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppQuitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children. Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.