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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach your kid about stingrays, and he will pretend to sting you all afternoon.

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