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Ah, the simple joys of multi-nostril breathing, a skill reserved for the carefree days of youth! 🌬️😄 Perhaps it's a sign that adulting is getting a bit too stuffy? Just imagine the possibilities if we could still pull off that nostril multitasking feat today! 🤔😂 #NostalgicNostrils

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Life is weird and then you die.

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

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My advice to young people to prepare for getting older is to start stretching immediately.

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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Good morning, townsfolk. I’m here to slay the monsters.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

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