Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing. According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it! Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do. Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.