Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRemind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out? Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. It’s not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb.