Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent. Commentary:"Show those pesky bedroom demons who's boss by giving them a rent hike! 💸🔥 They'll either shape up or move out to a less assertive dream! 😈🏠 #NightmareLandlord" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house? Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have. Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him. Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review? If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.
