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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.