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"Romance level: When your presence is so irresistible that someone's inner monologue goes from 'Oh well' to 'My God, why not?' 🌟😂 Who knew you had that effect on people?"

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82 shares on Instagram this month:

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

65 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

45 shares on Twitch this month:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

36 shares on Discord this month:

Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

21 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

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Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

Spotted on YouTube:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Going bananas on Discord:

I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Just shared via Telegram:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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If you’re not dropping it like it’s hot, then what the hell are you doing?

Spotted on YouTube:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Just shared via Threads:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

Keep the laugh going 😂

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

I have a very active anti-social life.

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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