Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.