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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.