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🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

54 shares on Slack this month:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

67 shares on Threads this month:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

54 shares on X this month:

The only love triangle I’m interested in is between me, my book, and my cozy blanket.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

Is this simulation from Temu?

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

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Sometimes I struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies.

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Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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There’s no way you could go all the way through the desert on a horse with no name, you’d have named it by the end.

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Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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