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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.