Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Weirdos gonna weird.

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I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

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Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

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Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.