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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

Commentary:
Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diet, eating, food, healthy, healthy eating, humor, joke, right, salsa, serving, vegetable on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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