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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

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Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

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I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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The new American dream is an alien invasion.

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No plans and no pants kind of day.

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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Tested positive for being single af

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

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Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

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The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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