Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.