CHEYENNE—In an unprecedented move, local artist Tina Pearce unveiled a new project asking participants to ‘describe their boobs using only a picture of them.’ “It’s about seeing objects as pure art,” Pearce noted while arranging a kaleidoscope of selfies. “You could write a thousand words or just take a snap!”

Participants are already baffled. Helena James, a part-time barista, mused, “Explaining my personality was a challenge, but my breasts? A visual delight!” Meanwhile, John Bender, a confused accountant said, “I don’t have the necessary assets.”

Critics warned the method may “revolutionize public communication” or “just be perplexing.” In response, Pearce calmly stated, “A picture is worth a thousand witty remarks.” The local gallery displaying the photos reported higher-than-usual foot traffic from people claiming they were “only there for the articles.”