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Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.