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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the ce…

“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the ce…

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"Of course, my life revolves around someone else… I just wish they’d stop spinning! 🌀😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged center, ego, humor, humor quote, jealousy, life, love, relationship, sarcasm, self-centered on May 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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