“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the ce… 👇 Commentary:"Of course, my life revolves around someone else… I just wish they’d stop spinning! 🌀😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots. If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09. So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me. Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth? Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?