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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”