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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoile…

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoile…

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"Oh, the classic parental delusion – 'My kids would never…' 🙈👶 And then reality hits: Yes, they would, and they absolutely will! 😂🙌 #ParentingTruths #NeverSayNever"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged expectations, family, humor, i, irony, kids, never, parenting, spoiler, yes on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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