“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoile… Commentary:"Oh, the classic parental delusion – 'My kids would never…' 🙈👶 And then reality hits: Yes, they would, and they absolutely will! 😂🙌 #ParentingTruths #NeverSayNever" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I was the most patient parent and then I had kids. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience. Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day. Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”