“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.