“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. Funny Quotes May 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Expiration date? More like spoiler alert. I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about. I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids. Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry. Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.