Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!
  • The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.
  • You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
  • I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.
  • Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.
  • Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!