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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

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Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.