Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.
  • Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
  • Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.
  • Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.
  • Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.
  • I don’t do revenge. You’ll fuck yourself up better than I ever could.