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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Running from your problems is cardio.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Jan 20, 2025

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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"Ah, the age-old paradox of personalities 🤷‍♂️. Some folks sprinkle their magic happiness dust wherever they roam, while others…well, let's just say their departure is like a breath of fresh air 💨😆. Choose your squad wisely, folks! #HappinessHunters"

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Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

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Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Making waves on X:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Freshly posted on X:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

Just landed via YouTube:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

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Satan: “Would you please stop sacrificing animals to me. I’m not running a zoo down here.”

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