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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Witty text about honesty and drunken confessions, with a humorous, playful vibe.

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"Ah, the age-old wisdom of keeping your lips sealed… until the liquid courage kicks in! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ™Š Why do we always give in to the temptation to spill the tea when our inhibitions are floating away with each sip? It's like our mouths have a secret pact with alcohol to air out all the forbidden thoughts! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ’ฌ Next time you feel the urge to share a little too much, just blame it on the spirits โ€“ both the liquid kind and the



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