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  • I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.
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  • When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
  • Strict parents raise good liars.
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  • Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back