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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

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Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.